Note: You’ll probably want to read Parts 1 and 2 before this one, if you haven’t already.
As we head into the final chapter of Stomach Bug Nut(cracker), or, as I have recently been reminded that some called it, The Pukecracker, I’d like to apologize for the multiple installments. I’m usually not a fan of people drawing things out unnecessarily, as it seems somewhat manipulative (ex. The Hobbit movies). And when I started to tell this story, I really thought it would be one post. But then it seemed like it was getting a little long for a simple blog post, and I was only through dress rehearsal and one performance, so I decided it could be two posts…which has now turned into three. If you’ve hung in for all three installments, thank you, and know that I wasn’t intentionally setting out to manipulatively string you along.
Our last chapter opens with the third and final performance, a school show for a packed auditorium of 1,300 elementary children on Monday morning at 10:00 am. Madeline, our Clara, was still not well, but was also still determined to perform. Some of the child performers who were ill Friday and Saturday were recovered and back for the school show. However, each of the student groups in the cast – Party Children, Toy Soldiers, Clowns, Pastry Chefs, Baby Mice (three-year-olds) and Gingerbread Cookies (four-year-olds) who were all also Gumdrops – were all missing dancers due to illness. And the virus had now climbed its way up the ranks to the company dancers.
The messages started coming in early, mostly of the “she (or he – we did have six young men in the company at the time) isn’t feeling great, but she/he wants to give it a try” variety. However, Carol’s mom called, and told me there was no way she was going to make it. She’d been vomiting all night and was too weak to even try. Carol was a Mouse, and in Snow, Arabian, Mirlitons, and Flowers. And we were a small student company with everyone doing multiple roles; understudies really weren’t a thing.
As we headed into warm-up class on stage, we already had the trash cans placed right off stage again, and I told the dancers to do as much as possible to get warm, but to not tax themselves too much if their stomachs were queasy. “Luckily,” I told them, “it’s the school show. Maybe the kids won’t notice the holes where Carol should be too much.” Immediately following warm-up, we figured out fixes for a few places in Snow and Flowers where Carol’s absence would absolutely be noticed, and reassigned some things in the Battle Scene to cover her there as well. Mirlitons would be a duet instead of a trio. That left Arabian – a pas de deux that year.
I had already changed the order of the divertissements that year from the traditional, due to casting and costume-change needs, and there just was not anyone available to go in for Carol. But we couldn’t cut Arabian from the show, again due to quick-change needs. That left me having the following discussion with Carol’s partner, my oldest godson Charles, age 15:
Penny (just slightly worriedly): “Do you think you can go out and improvise during Arabian?”
Charles (confidently, since he’d been doing improv since he started walking): “Sure!”
Penny: “Just keep it in the character of the choreography as much as you can. Maybe try this (demonstrating some move in the family of what is generally considered “Arabian” in ballet’s Nutcracker culture), and then you could do something like this (another Arabian-ish move).”
Charles (unfazed): “Yeah, okay…I think I’ll be fine. I have some ideas.”*
Penny (distracted by some other mini-crisis involving an absent cast member): “All right, I’ll be in the wing during it if you need moral support.”
If it’s not already obvious, I trusted Charles on stage completely. He’d been dancing as long as he could walk, had been on stage since he was three (as one of the first Baby Mice in my Nutcracker production), was a veteran of The Living Room Improv Show with his two brothers, and was also already an award-winning choreographer.
We survived Act I. Madeline/Clara still made some surreptitious exits to stand over a trash can, and the battle was even more chaotic than choreographed due to missing participants. But the student audience was really into it, laughing when appropriate and enthusiastically applauding and yelling “Bravo!” At intermission, I was told that a couple of the company dancers who had been queasy earlier had graduated to actually being sick, but were going to push through. I remember thinking to myself, “One more act; we can do this.”
We launched into Act II. When it was time for Arabian, Charles entered the stage with a very sultry serious walk, and off he went. Truly, he was amazing, and I don’t think I’m being biased when I say that. He used the full stage space, kept the movement in the right vein, and kept 1,300 elementary kids engaged through the entire dance…all four and half minutes.
At one point, a bit past halfway through, Charles had moved downstage center, rolled to the floor and onto his knees. He then slid into the splits – and the audience “oohed” loudly and began to applaud. He then rolled out of the splits and came up onto his knees again, facing directly into the down right wing, where I was standing just offstage. He reached his arms out and over his head, bringing them down in prayer position in front of his chest, head bowed. He then lifted his head and looked right at me. His eyes were bugged wide and he had a slightly panic-stricken look on his face, but then he arched back into a gorgeous cambre, maintaining his prayer hands and looking up into the line sets overhead. He held there for a long moment, long enough that I thought “Oh, no…is he starting to lose it?” But then he came up from the arch, and continued on, finishing the dance to thunderous applause and screams from the kids.
We made it through the rest of the ballet, with multiple dancers now making use of the trash cans in the wings. We got the ballet loaded out of the theater, loaded into storage at the studio, and were heading into the post-performance crash when I thought of Charles’ performance in Arabian. I asked him “That moment, when you were on your knees and you looked at me, what were you thinking?”
He looked over at me with the funniest expression on his face and he said “Well, first, all the way through I was thinking What does Carol do when we’re not partnering? So, at one point I thought Oh, she does the splits…and so I started into the splits, and was halfway down before I remembered I can’t do the splits! But then I kept going, and made it down and was excited, but then distracted by the kids yelling in the audience, and then my mind went blank, and all I could think when I came up on my knees was This dance is SO LONG…I’ve never noticed how long it is…dear God, please let this be over soon. That’s what I was thinking.”
I lost it completely, dissolving into (maybe somewhat hysterical) laughter. And this has been a go-to story every since. And that concludes the epic tale of the Stomach Bug Nut, aka The Pukecracker.
*”I have some ideas” is a famous Charles quote. I’ll expand on that in a future post. 🙂